Help me make an awesome app like farmville on facebook?

I was sitting around thinking today that farmville and fishville are so popular and I wanted to make something like it, but different... It will be called bumville, and it will inc lude different types of bums etc... anywho.... I want to make this... someone help me, for I don't know how to code or creat or anything... I have ideas, I just need to be able to achieve them... if you're smart with this type of thing contact me.... missxfiasco@yahoo.com