What's your hockey FML story?

Two years ago, my bro was in gr.3, and our grandpa was going to pick him up and take him to the doctor's. So being in gr.3, he lied to his friends and clmates that he was going to meet Roberto Luongo (we live in Vancouver), and they actually believed him. The next day, the teacher was like how was your doctor's appointment?, and he was so embarrased, he came home all pissed at the teacher, but his friends are still friends with him, so it's all good.